Library Life: And I Quote...Unusual Favours

I'm going to start a new series! Well, a segment within a series. Within my new "Library Life" series, I want to do an occasional segment, which I'm thinking I want to call "And I Quote..." but that might change, haha. Basically, I wanted to share some of the hilarious situations I deal with while working in a library. Some of these are very much exclusive for libraries, but a lot of them are things that people in all public service situations can relate to. So, here is my first installment of this series - let's see how it goes!

*Disclaimer: to protect the privacy of the people involved, small details and/or wording may be changed from what actually occurred, however the main content is the same.

*Walks into the staff room, which is near an unoccupied family washroom* 
Can I wash my baby's face in your sink?

*Phone rings*
Them: I'm in the library. Can I print from my laptop?
Me: Yes, we can give you instructions at the desk.
Them: I don't want to leave my laptop. Can someone come here?
Me: ...you can bring your laptop with you to the desk.

Can you help me find this house? *hands over a hand-drawn picture*

Them: Can I pay you so that I don't have to put money in the meter?
Me: Oh, do you not have any change?
Them: No, I do.
Me: Did you want to use debit or credit?
Them: No, I want to pay with cash.
Me: Then I would have to come over to override the meter...it's easier to just put the money in.

Can you measure my inseam?

*doing face painting during an event*
Them: Can you paint something on my baby's hand?
Me: Sure, of course.
Them: Oh, they are hungry. Do you mind if I breastfeed while you do it?

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Those are some of the interesting situations that have come up over the years! What do you think? What are some unusual favours you've been asked to do?